Join us for fun 'n frivolity to benefit The National Parkinson Foundation

We'll be havin' a rolikin' good time 'n party fer a wonderful cause.


Established in 1986 as a full time specialty clinic to provide focused neurological care for individuals with Parkinson's disease, the mission of the USF Parkinson's Disease and Movement Disorders Center is to advance knowledge and treatment for Parkinson's Disease and other movement disorders. Our goals are to provide superior clinical care to patients and caregivers, to teach medical students, residents, and other healthcare providers, and to expand knowledge through research. We develop and evaluate new medical and surgical treatments for Parkinson's Disease and hope one to day to develop a cure. The USF Movement Disorders Center is recognized by the National Parkinson Foundation as a Center of Excellence, serving over 5000 patients in Hillsborough, Pinellas, Pasco, Hernando, Manatee, Sarasota, Polk, and Orange counties.






These mates will get ye started on yer piratical lexicon.

Now let em entertain ye with a lttile pirate ditty, fer the children.


See the original "Talk Like A Pirate" web site HERE

 


So while I'm takin' yer plunder playin' me dices game
here's a little humor fer ye.

A pirate freiend o' mine walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
terrible."

"What do you mean?", said the pirate, "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have
that before"

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
happened to your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted
with a hook. I'm fine, really."

Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"
...
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender! , "you couldn't lose
an eye just from bird shit."

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

 

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